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- Heskey has never missed a penalty, Messi has.
Jose Mourinho - "I tried to sign him for Real Madrid when I first joined, but he wasn't interested, I was ready to break the bank"
Roy Hodgson - "My biggest regret as England manager was not taking Emile Heskey to the Euro's, If I would have picked him, we would have won it, I'm sure of that"
Sir Alex Ferguson - "Whenever my team played against Emile Heskey, I would put 2 defenders on him, maybe even 3 sometimes, he was that good"
Cheryl Cole - "I don't like football much, but I like Emile Heskey in those shorts, why ayeee man"
Robin Van Persie - "Whenever I'm in a little bit of a goal drought, I just watch videos of Emile Heskey, great inspiration"
Wayne Rooney - "Before we signed Robin Van Persie, I begged Sir Alex to sign Emile Heskey, I even offered to pay his wages"
Rihanna - "I once asked Emile Heskey out on a date, but he turned me down"
Wigan owner Dave Whelan - "When Emile Heskey played for the club, we got record crowds of 412, now we onlyget 150 max, he was a dream"
Petr Cech - "Whenever I knew I was going to play against Heskey, I would try to fake an injury, I didn't want to concede all those goals"