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College fests do not excite me. Not the (late) Thomso. Not Cognizance either. In fact, last year, I missed the Thomso, and left on the second day of Cogni (and a week of classes thereafter), just to attend the 20th wedding anniversary of my parents. Now, I was attending the first technical fest of the college properly in my fourth semester. Little did I know that it would turn out to be quite an experience.

An Open Letter to Roman Abramovich

Dear Roman,

This is coming from someone who has supported Chelsea for as long as he can remember. The joys of watching Chelsea beat United 1-0 at their own playground was something which tempted me to start loving a club which had hardly anything then. It is very obvious that this comes in the wake of the sacking of Andre Villas Boas, someone with the greatest potential I have ever seen!

Ah, those racist scallywags!

I am not a person with aggressive behaviour. I usually stay away from fights. I never hurt the sentiments of others, well, at least not knowingly. Then you would question, ‘why such a title?’ Well, those of you who know me well know very well that I am outraged in certain situations, where I do not care about anything or anyone. Let’s just say what I am about to tell you is something which falls under the category.